Adult Erotica with Holi Bliss

Holi wrote this part on 16-05-2008 23:36:00 | Permalink | Comments

It was a busy Saturday afternoon at the doctor’s office. The day was winding down and three ladies remained not seen by the doctor. The doctor stepped out into the waiting room and nodded to one of the ladies, “I can see you now, and I’m sorry for your wait”. The doctor begins to examine her and he notices that she has a "Y" on her chest.

The doctor had to ask with concern, "Why is there a "Y" on your chest?"

The lady blushed and answered, "It’s my boyfriend, he attended Yale and he is turned on by wearing his college sweater when he makes love to me."

The doctor thought briefly on the matter and moved on to his next patient. He begins his examination on the next lady and again, he notices a letter "H" on her chest.

A little puzzled, but with concern, he asks "Why do you have a letter "H" on your chest?"

The very embarrassed lady responded "Well, my husband really loves to wear his college letter sweater when we make love and he attended Harvard.”

The doctor was a little in disbelief to see this and then two times in a row, but it just seemed to be one of those kind of days and he accepted the tales. As he continued to the next and last patient of the day, he began the examine and again he noticed that she also had an imprint on her chest. But this time is was a great big "M" and he thought he already knew the answer before asking. Smiling a little sheepishly, the doctor looked up and said….

"Ok, let me guess, your boyfriend went to Michigan?"

The lady looked at the doctor very puzzled and replied shaking her head "I don’t have a boyfriend. But my girlfriend goes to Wisconsin!"

Holi wrote this part on 16-05-2008 23:25:00 | Permalink | Comments

Sangria

The idea for Sangria is to have a cheap drunk. The base for this wonderful drink is the cheapest wine you have, preferably red. I usually make this drink a couple times a year and when I make it I make a large amount of it. We usually enjoy it sometime for summer around July and then again at Christmas time.

You can store it in your refrigerator inside a closed container, either a pitcher or bowl with a lid. I usually mix mine in a huge bowl. I add equal amounts of fruit to two empty 3 quart pitchers. I then pour equal amounts of the liquid into the pitchers with the fruit. I seal each one tight with their lids and then store in the refrigerator for at least 3 days before drinking.

The fruit also absorbs the alcohol and you can eat it along with adding it to the poured glasses as a garnish.

INGREDIENTS:

· A bottle of cheap red wine (cheaper the better)

· Juice or Pop *

· Shot of alcohol* (brandy, whiskey or rum)

· Fruits (apples, oranges, peaches, or whatever you have)

*f you use juice, I recommend pure orange juice, grape juice or pineapple juice. One flavor of juice or soda pop is enough and I usually measure by the wine bottle. If I use one bottle of wine, I fill that one time with my juice or soda pop.

If you use soda pop, I recommend something clear like sprite, 7up, or sierra mist; you could also use flavored pop like grape or orange.

* Use one shot of alcohol per bottle of wine.

Holi wrote this part on 16-05-2008 23:20:00 | Permalink | Comments

We're going to --we'll be sending a person on the ground there pretty soon to help implement the malaria initiative, and that initiative will mean spreading nets and insecticides throughout the country so that we can see a reduction in death of young children that --a death that we can cure.

--George W. Bush
Washington, DC
10/18/2007

Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicines as we used to know it.
--George W. Bush
St. Louis, MO
10/18/2000
during the third presidential debate

You know, when you give a man more money in his pocket--in this case, a woman more money in her pocket to expand a business, it--they build new buildings. And when somebody builds a new building somebody has got to come and build the building. And when the building expanded it prevented additional opportunities for people to work.

--George W. Bush
Lancaster, PA
10/03/2007

I can only speak to myself.

--George W. Bush
Washington, DC
04/28/2005
at a White House press conference

And if Mr. Bush isn't entertaining enough, here is a little something something for you.

Holi wrote this part on 16-05-2008 23:12:00 | Permalink | Comments

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